My daughter’s bedtime is always a great time to settle down, process the day, and answer any lingering questions she’s thought about while playing in the park or chatting with her pre-school friends.

They don’t always make a lot of sense, but I guess she has to figure everything out from scratch so it’s good to get an answer.

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Here are just a few of the best:

Do horses have bones?

Should I pick up cat poo?

If we water the plants too much, do they pee the dirt?

Do teddy bears bite?

What does Santa do all year?

Does the Queen go to school?

Does the Easter Bunny poo?

Are people meat?

Will raccoons eat my pajamas if I wear them outside?

Can you eat love? Does it come out as poo?

Daddy, when you’re my age, will you be small?

What are the funniest questions your kids have asked you?